The Anti-Social Stoner's Guide to the Holidays

By crickettegill | Updated: Nov. 22, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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Uh oh....
It's that time of year again
the holidays 
And the thought of another holiday with the family is making you ill
@alligator_cigs
Uh oh....
It's that time of year again
the holidays 
And the thought of another holiday with the family is making you ill
There's that damn tofurkey again

There's that damn tofurkey again

You're a Teatotaler and proud of it
And your idea of a good time involves...
You're a Teatotaler and proud of it
And your idea of a good time involves...
A N D
A N D
What? You weren't planning on arriving early were you?
What? You weren't planning on arriving early were you?
Before you go head to head with Aunt Jackie's caviar raisin salad
here is... 
here is... 
Before you go head to head with Aunt Jackie's caviar raisin salad
The Anti-Social Stoner 's Guide to Surviving the Holidays
Have an exit strategy
1
Set up a midnight root canal 
24 hour dentistry is a thing right?
24 hour dentistry is a thing right?
Set up a midnight root canal 
Or tell them you have to sign adoption papers for your pet goldfish
Or tell them you have to sign adoption papers for your pet goldfish
Blurp
A light at the end of the tunnel always helps
Hybrids like ChemDawg and Fortune Cookies are great for sparking creativity. 
So get extra with it
A light at the end of the tunnel always helps
Hybrids like ChemDawg and Fortune Cookies are great for sparking creativity. 
so get extra with it
Get your head into the game
2
Get your head into the game
A few moments of silence can go a long way.
A few moments of silence can go a long way.
Remember this?
Great. Now forget about it.
Remember this?
Great. Now forget about it.
Strains like Future and Sour Tangie are uplifting and
elevate your mood.

A great energy booster.
Strains like Future and Sour Tangie are uplifting and elevate your mood. 
A great energy booster.
Volunteer to take out the trash
Volunteer to take out the trash
3
Cousin Shirley just can't understand your stoner lifestyle anyway
So you may as well take out the trash
Cousin Shirley just can't understand your stoner lifestyle anyway
So you may as well take out the trash
Short breaks in between triggers is a good idea
Short breaks in between triggers is a good idea
Great time for a smoke break outdoors
Great time for a smoke break outdoors
Green Crack and Dragon's Breath are great for anxiety while keeping you clear headed and upbeat.
Green Crack and Dragon's Breath are great for anxiety while keeping you clear headed and upbeat.
MMM...Tofurkey
MMM...Tofurkey
Of course....
THERE'S ALWAYS
Happy Holidays!
Tis the Season to Puff Puff Pass

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Happy Holidays!
Tis the Season to Puff Puff Pass

@alligator_cigs

The Anti-Social Stoner's Guide to the Holidays

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